Quote:i never said a toaster could convince me it was God i said that if it did (which it couldnt) then i would believe .
Give me the ability to torture and kill anyone who disputes the Holy Power of the Toaster (With It's Warm Life-Giving Bread) and I could have a whole society professing to believe in short order. I would also have the ability to indoctrinate the children into the cult - the proceeds of which I would split with the king - and no one would oppose me.
In such way are people controlled.