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God exists because we can imagine it
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RE: God exists because we can imagine it
No, you're thinking of virgins. Or possibly grapes. Anyway, I'm not greedy, I'll go for one fuckaholic made of real meat than any number of pretend virgins.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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God exists because we can imagine it - by Heat - December 1, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Foxaèr - December 1, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 2, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by bennyboy - December 2, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 2, 2015 at 8:24 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Jackalope - December 1, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by TheRealJoeFish - December 1, 2015 at 11:10 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Chad32 - December 1, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Catholic_Lady - December 1, 2015 at 11:34 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Minimalist - December 2, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by dyresand - December 1, 2015 at 11:37 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Cyberman - December 1, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by ignoramus - December 2, 2015 at 12:22 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Cyberman - December 2, 2015 at 12:28 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by bennyboy - December 2, 2015 at 12:33 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Minimalist - December 2, 2015 at 12:37 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 1:32 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Cyberman - December 2, 2015 at 12:45 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 12:59 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by bennyboy - December 2, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 1:30 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by bennyboy - December 2, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 1:32 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 1:34 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Neo-Scholastic - December 2, 2015 at 8:18 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 2, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Reforged - December 2, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 2, 2015 at 8:31 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Reforged - December 2, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 2, 2015 at 8:48 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Reforged - December 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 2, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Reforged - December 2, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by pgrimes15 - December 2, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 3, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Anomalocaris - December 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 10:07 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by robvalue - December 3, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by brewer - December 3, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by bennyboy - December 3, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Sappho - December 5, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Cyberman - December 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Longhorn - December 6, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Longhorn - December 6, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: God exists because we can imagine it - by Thumpalumpacus - December 6, 2015 at 11:05 am

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