My doctor asked me to pray.

[Athene]

Admit it. There is no god. There is no plan. And prayer doesn't do shit. Anyone can make excuses for it all they want but answered prayers aren't real. The end result is always the result of someone actually doing something that accomplishes said desired result. You know, like doing the work required to solve a problem. No god ever steps in and uses their so-called omniscient powers to help out.

I'll do no such thing Satan.

Thanks, GC. That one made me laugh out loud.

I get that it was tongue in cheek, but for a moment I thought of you being utterly serious as you wrote that; And it was hysterical.