(April 5, 2016 at 4:06 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Monopoly killed my parents.
Monopoly is fun.
Snakes and ladders? Now there's a piece of shit game. Pure luck and you can't even build any houses.
Seriously Monopoly is fucking ace. It's so fun being a tiny little dog walking around a board in circles, picking up enormous $200 payments, opening gigantic community chests that make no sense whatsoever, randomly going to jail for no reason at all, constructing houses the same size as yourself and hotels only mildly bigger, bankrupting your opponents and then doing a little victory bark.
