you can keep heaven

[mlmooney89]

I agree, even if there were a heaven I would want no part of it. I would want no part of such an asshole god.

My favorite theory is the two husbands/wives. Your first spouse passes and you miss them but you move on and find another. You love this one just as much as the first but now you love both. It's okay cause you can't have the first back. But wait there's more... now y'all are all in heaven. Is this a love triangle now? Mormon two wives thing going down in heaven? I'm assuming 'heaven' doesn't have jealousy so all parties are cool with that. Or is there not the idea of being with your loved ones like that?

Luke 20

27 Then came to him certain of the Sadducees, which deny that there is any resurrection; and they asked him,
28 Saying, Master, Moses wrote unto us, If any man's brother die, having a wife, and he die without children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
29 There were therefore seven brethren: and the first took a wife, and died without children.
30 And the second took her to wife, and he died childless.
31 And the third took her; and in like manner the seven also: and they left no children, and died.
32 Last of all the woman died also.
33 Therefore in the resurrection whose wife of them is she? for seven had her to wife.
34 And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in marriage:
35 But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage:
36 Neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God, being the children of the resurrection.
*emphasis mine*

In the movie Michael, Travolta says they don't have sex in heaven... that sounds like a pretty awful heaven to me. Who wants to go all of eternity without sex? *Christians: Oh but you are past worldly desires when dead* Did you hear me? NO. FUN.

Sex wouldn't even be on your mind...

Matthew 19
14 But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

Was your childhood no fun because you weren't having sex?

see how ridiculous you guys sound...

No actually I see how ridiculous YOU sound. Children's brains are not fully developed, when you get a brain injury you go BACK to being child like. It is a bad thing. No grown adult that knows what it means to be able to have adult conversations (not inappropriate just adult that kids don't understand) be able to think like an adult or act like one wants to go back permanently to thinking like a child. Neverland isn't what it's cracked up to be. Haven't you seen Interview With A Vampire? They make Claudia a vampire at 8 years old. For 30 years she was a child and she ended up killing Lestat because he did that to her. We are not meant to be children forever and only children don't want sex. Did you not see the part where I was mocking you before you even said anything? I called what you said before you said it. Why would I want to live forever first of all and second why would I do that and not get to enjoy anything anymore? I DON'T WANT to go to heaven. That's what we are all saying here yet you seem to think we are delusional just cause we don't agree with you. Do you see how ridiculous that is?