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Jokes you've pulled on friends...
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RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends...
Sure, usually when I'm with a group of people, and there is a toddler around, I just start farting, so that whole place stinks like shit, and then the parents of the toddler get embarrassed because everyone thinks their kid filled the diapers. And they go like "Melissa, you should have really checked Cedrick's diapers before we got out of the house."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 1:02 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by onlinebiker - February 28, 2020 at 1:07 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 1:16 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Fake Messiah - February 28, 2020 at 1:19 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2020 at 5:28 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by onlinebiker - February 28, 2020 at 5:37 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2020 at 5:41 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 5:46 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2020 at 5:49 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 6:26 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by onlinebiker - February 28, 2020 at 1:21 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 1:26 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Fireball - February 28, 2020 at 3:17 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 28, 2020 at 1:33 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 1:38 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 28, 2020 at 4:43 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 1:53 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 2:07 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 2:12 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 2:28 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 2:54 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by arewethereyet - February 28, 2020 at 2:40 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 2:55 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 2:58 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 28, 2020 at 3:35 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by no one - February 28, 2020 at 2:30 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by LastPoet - February 28, 2020 at 3:24 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2020 at 3:45 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by LastPoet - February 29, 2020 at 7:45 am
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by no one - February 28, 2020 at 5:45 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 28, 2020 at 5:51 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by The Valkyrie - February 28, 2020 at 5:54 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 28, 2020 at 7:05 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by chimp3 - February 28, 2020 at 6:33 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by arewethereyet - February 28, 2020 at 7:21 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 29, 2020 at 7:07 am
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 29, 2020 at 7:35 am
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 29, 2020 at 7:40 am
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 29, 2020 at 7:55 am
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by Brian37 - February 29, 2020 at 12:03 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by LastPoet - February 29, 2020 at 4:01 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 29, 2020 at 4:25 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by arewethereyet - February 29, 2020 at 4:47 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 29, 2020 at 4:55 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by arewethereyet - February 29, 2020 at 5:04 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by arewethereyet - February 29, 2020 at 6:11 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 29, 2020 at 6:13 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by arewethereyet - February 29, 2020 at 6:30 pm
RE: Jokes you've pulled on friends... - by The Valkyrie - February 29, 2020 at 8:14 pm

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