RE: Noah's Ark
March 17, 2012 at 2:21 pm
(This post was last modified: March 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm by mediamogul.)
(March 16, 2012 at 9:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:Why didn't he just do that with the Earth instead of flooding it and drowning everyone then?
Because the 'god' they worship is a fucking prick.
My favorite part is that right after the flood yahweh repents of having drowned all humans except Noah and fam and swears never to do it again!
"Oh shit... Maybe I shouldn't have done that. I guess I'm going to have to go back to anger management..." Haha.
I love the "back in those days" arguments too about the world being more magical then. I think this is the same explanation for why people lived longer in the beginning of the Old Testament. Because they and the world were more "free from sin". But didn't god just drown the entire world because he judged the people in it to be "evil"?! Not one, not a few, not a city but the entire world! So much so that he believed it to be the only solution. Hell, you at least have to give the guy credit for admitting when he is wrong.
Sorry guys it's just that people are looking at the world as complete morons anymore.
Thank god it is all just so patently untrue.
I think you'd have an easier time defending Santa Claus.
Grade A comedy.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
