Eric Hovind: proof that stupidity is hereditary. Don't ask me how but I actually survived the full 56:56. I left TF00t a comment suggesting he could start a career as a dentist after all this experience of pulling teeth.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'