Wow - yet again I knew what tired old nags were going to be trotted out before I even clicked the thread. Maybe it's time I had a go on the Lottery: from prophet to profit. Also, did anyone else have that thing where the QI klaxon went off in their head with every single one of these canards? Don't say it was just me!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'