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CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 25, 2021 at 9:31 pm
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 25, 2021 at 9:34 pm
It's not "self" abuse if you're being kicked by a deity.
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 26, 2021 at 9:15 am
Unlike rape, this perpetrator wants it.
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 27, 2021 at 2:36 pm
My personal favorite is John Harvey Kellogg
Dr John Harvey Kellogg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
Kellogg was a skilled surgeon, who often donated his services to indigent patients at his clinic.[10] Although generally against unnecessary surgery to treat diseases,[11][12] he did advocate circumcision, allegedly to prevent masturbation.[8]
John Harvey Kellogg is best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal, Corn Flakes, in 1878. Originally, he called this cereal Granula, which he later changed to Granola in 1881. However, due to patent rights, he had to once again change the name to Corn Flakes.[16] These Corn Flakes were invented as part of his health regimen to prevent masturbation. His belief was that bland foods, such as these, would decrease or prevent excitement and arousal.[17]
Also, there is this:
Masturbation Myths | Teesha Morgan | TEDxStanleyPark
antimasturbation cursader, Kellog's and Graham crackers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkPU1fKchI
By TEDx Talks
Length = 16:41
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 27, 2021 at 6:45 pm
(December 27, 2021 at 2:36 pm)Ferrocyanide Wrote: My personal favorite is John Harvey Kellogg
Dr John Harvey Kellogg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
Kellogg was a skilled surgeon, who often donated his services to indigent patients at his clinic.[10] Although generally against unnecessary surgery to treat diseases,[11][12] he did advocate circumcision, allegedly to prevent masturbation.[8]
John Harvey Kellogg is best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal, Corn Flakes, in 1878. Originally, he called this cereal Granula, which he later changed to Granola in 1881. However, due to patent rights, he had to once again change the name to Corn Flakes.[16] These Corn Flakes were invented as part of his health regimen to prevent masturbation. His belief was that bland foods, such as these, would decrease or prevent excitement and arousal.[17]
Also, there is this:
Masturbation Myths | Teesha Morgan | TEDxStanleyPark
antimasturbation cursader, Kellog's and Graham crackers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkPU1fKchI
By TEDx Talks
Length = 16:41
He might have been on to something. I don’t recall ever being turned on by a bowl of corn flakes.
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 27, 2021 at 7:58 pm
Not even the frosted kind?
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 27, 2021 at 8:01 pm
(December 27, 2021 at 7:58 pm)no one Wrote: Not even the frosted kind?
ESPECIALLY not the frosted kind. Shredded wheat, though…
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 27, 2021 at 8:04 pm
But that tiger! *rowr*
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 28, 2021 at 12:17 am
(December 27, 2021 at 7:58 pm)no one Wrote: Not even the frosted kind?
You mean Frosted Flakes? No, you can't have that. The idea of having sugar in cereal comes from Mr Post. He didn't like Kellogg's products since they had no taste. He took Kellogg's idea and removed the religion from it and boom! A new product!
There is also Cheerios and Honey Nuts Cheerios and Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.
Cheerios is ok. The rest are from Satan.
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RE: CHRIST THE KICKER……
December 28, 2021 at 9:05 am
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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