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Why God is not a girl...

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Why God is not a girl...
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RE: Why God is not a girl...
August 10, 2012 at 10:02 am
(August 10, 2012 at 9:09 am)Ace Otana Wrote: How about a sexy goddess that is easily aroused? Think about it, she could come in human form but 50ft tall. Can you imagine the FUN! Crawling up and down her sexy body, finding places to hide in. Some, very wet places....
Now that's a higher power I can worship!
[Image: drooling_smiley.gif]

Sorry to rain on your parade, but as Swift points out in Gulliver's Travels in Brobdingnag a body 10 times the size produces 10 times the odour, maybe not quite the place you would want to insert yourself.
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Why God is not a girl... - by Ciel_Rouge - August 8, 2012 at 11:54 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 9, 2012 at 12:00 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Ciel_Rouge - August 9, 2012 at 12:16 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by ThomM - August 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by padraic - August 9, 2012 at 12:21 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Kayenneh - August 9, 2012 at 12:29 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Ciel_Rouge - August 9, 2012 at 12:53 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by popeyespappy - August 9, 2012 at 12:35 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Kayenneh - August 9, 2012 at 12:59 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 9, 2012 at 1:04 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Rayaan - August 9, 2012 at 2:04 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Minimalist - August 9, 2012 at 2:11 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by MountOlympus - August 9, 2012 at 11:37 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by The Grand Nudger - August 9, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by padraic - August 9, 2012 at 11:19 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Cato - August 9, 2012 at 11:31 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Justtristo - August 10, 2012 at 2:47 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Gooders1002 - August 10, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by genkaus - August 10, 2012 at 9:04 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Ace Otana - August 10, 2012 at 9:09 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by jonb - August 10, 2012 at 10:02 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Ace Otana - August 10, 2012 at 10:10 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by festive1 - August 22, 2012 at 11:20 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 23, 2012 at 3:04 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by festive1 - August 23, 2012 at 9:21 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 23, 2012 at 12:37 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by jonb - August 23, 2012 at 12:41 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 23, 2012 at 12:53 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Phish - August 23, 2012 at 1:09 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 23, 2012 at 1:12 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 23, 2012 at 2:36 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by ThomM - August 23, 2012 at 2:53 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by frankiej - August 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by ThomM - August 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Shell B - August 23, 2012 at 8:59 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by jonb - August 23, 2012 at 10:43 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by ThomM - August 24, 2012 at 2:58 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by pocaracas - August 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by ThomM - August 25, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by jonb - August 25, 2012 at 10:13 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by The Grand Nudger - August 23, 2012 at 7:28 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by ThomM - August 23, 2012 at 7:54 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by jonb - August 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by The Grand Nudger - August 23, 2012 at 8:46 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by padraic - August 23, 2012 at 10:25 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Rayaan - August 24, 2012 at 12:03 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by padraic - August 24, 2012 at 2:13 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Rayaan - August 24, 2012 at 5:09 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Phish - August 24, 2012 at 5:15 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Rayaan - August 24, 2012 at 6:13 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by pocaracas - August 24, 2012 at 8:30 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by padraic - August 24, 2012 at 10:30 pm
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2012 at 9:53 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2012 at 10:29 am
RE: Why God is not a girl... - by Cinjin - August 29, 2012 at 11:50 am

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