RE: Why God is not a girl...
August 25, 2012 at 10:29 am
(This post was last modified: August 25, 2012 at 10:30 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Christ doesn't qualify for F1.
"The offspring of distinctly different parental types produce a new, uniform variety with specific characteristics from either or both parents.
Jesus is neither new, uniform, or possessing any specific characteristics. Also, the little shit clearly had reproductive ability, despite having no increased resistances to disease, rot, mold, or pests....In this case, the heirlooms are clearly superior.
"The offspring of distinctly different parental types produce a new, uniform variety with specific characteristics from either or both parents.
Jesus is neither new, uniform, or possessing any specific characteristics. Also, the little shit clearly had reproductive ability, despite having no increased resistances to disease, rot, mold, or pests....In this case, the heirlooms are clearly superior.
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