(November 25, 2012 at 7:36 am)LastPoet Wrote: Wait, Lot? Isn't he that guy that offered his daugters to a mob, so that they wouldn't buttfuck angels? And that after his wife got turned into salt (MAGIC!), got fucked by said daughters? Epicness! You know, if it wasn't for the idiots that really take it to heart, the bible would totaly rock as a new age fiction comedic book.
Still be a better love story than Twilight.
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.