Humour me on the subject you raised and I might be tempted to humour you on a subject below my interest threshold. I can't think of any way to say this that won't come across as rude and snarky, but your state of stretchiness is your own problem and easy to address.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
