God said this...God said that......

[Cyberman]

The all-knowing God saw that all people were evil, except for Noah and his family, God told Noah not only to build the Ark but, also to preach to the people of repentance. 100 years Noah preached and no one listened, I do not believe they were going to change and God knew they were not, He gave them a chance to change for 100 years even though He knew they would not, thus the flood as the punishment of His judgement. No one should question His judgement, would you give your children 20 years to take out the trash after you asked them to. I doubt you are that patient and I know I'm not.

Wait wait wait, didn't He create man in the first place? So created man, saw that it didn't quite turn out right, which is basically His own fault, so as a mature reaction to His own failure He goes along and DROWNS everyone else?

Couldn't he have just left them alone doing what they pleased and build a new planet somewhere else in His universe, just mark it down as a practice run? No, He in His omnipotent, omniscient benevolence just goes and floods the entire thing.

What a dick!

Let's not forget that the first thing this totally non-evil Noah, a just and perfect "preacher of righteousness", did after making landfall with his magic boat was to slaughter one of every clean (and by now critically endangered) species and burn them so Yahweh could "smell a sweet savour". Then he planted a vineyard, got pissed out of his gourd on the crop, exposed himself to his children in his drunken stupor and cursed his grandchildren just because their parents saw him naked. Now there's a wholesome lesson for you!