There are safe ways to eat bananas (well, at least one), like to cook them at >248 degrees Fahrenheit for at least ten minutes... but I wouldn't risk getting to know one better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRpGj7LWS4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRpGj7LWS4
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day