RE: One question for Christians
July 17, 2013 at 6:39 pm
(This post was last modified: July 17, 2013 at 6:43 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(July 17, 2013 at 2:42 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Whew, thank you for clarifying. DP will be happy to hear it.
I hate that guy. Most of you are happy to just deny the existence of our Lord but he emasculates Him and turns Him into a detached hippy scientist that can't even be bothered to firebomb a city full of gay people.
In any event, I'm mostly here to correct the dumb ass phony Christians who think they can treat the Wholly Babble like a software license agreement (scroll to the end and click "I agree") or the sissy namby pamby Christians who think that Gawd's Holey Word like a buffet table where they can select all the homophobia but still eat their shell fish and refrain from stoning disobedient little children in the street.
You ignorant heathen trash who go around thinking for yourselves are beyond hope. The Lord has sent you a strong delusion (in all that "science" and "logic") that he can torture you for kicks after you die. Better you than me, I say.
Bottom line: No, he's not omnipotent. That's just marketing hype. But he's still going to kill and then torture you for all eternity, praise the sweet name of Jesus.
(July 17, 2013 at 6:03 pm)catfish Wrote: care to try to prove that I'm not a Christian again?
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: