(September 26, 2013 at 3:37 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I hate the fact that they sell a "feel-good" version of the flood story to kids. The other day my son was on the computer looking at Youtube videos. He's just old enough to where he knows how to click on things, so I'll load a video for him. He'll click on the different links with it, and he happened to stumble upon a Noah's ark video for kids. My wife and mother-in-law(Catholics) were sitting there, and I said, "Hey, isn't this the one where god kills everyone on earth?"
No, that's the one about god's beautiful promise. You know, the promise not to kill nearly everything on earth in a flood ever again. Right after doing exactly that.
I hear next time, he's just going to throw nearly everyone in a fire.