RE: Satan Disproves Christianity
October 1, 2013 at 1:32 am
(This post was last modified: October 1, 2013 at 2:12 am by max-greece.)
Perhaps he was the Son of Jacob Heli? Nice Jewish family the Heli's - hard working carpenters the lot of them. He married a girl called "Apologist Nightmare" and it all started to go downhill from there on in.
Min,
"BTW, you clowns are the ones who maintain that "Joseph" never nailed her. Remember? It is supposed to be your god who knocked her up."
I don't think they say he never nailed her- just not until after the birth of Jesus (according to Matthew).
Funny thing though Min - that huge list of answers and we both picked up on the same one. How weird is that?
"DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin."
Just cherry picking here but how well does the above line sit with the idea of original sin. We all "know death" because Adam and Eve ate some fruit they weren't supposed to.
"there was no Hebrew word for sphere and the people, unlike you, understood that circle of the earth meant it was round like a ball. "
Nice try but the Hebrew word for circle used was actually a short form of the word for drawn circle and not spherical. Had they wished to describe the earth as round like a ball they would have used the word for ball which they did have.
"A I have said before Genesis chapter 1 is a chronological order of creation. By the way the land animals were created on day six, if you're going to copy at least do it right. Elohim is the correct name for the Creator, why, because the Father, Son and Holy Spirit were all involved in the 6 days of creation, simple really. God was pleased, why shouldn't He be pleased everything was perfect. God rested on the seventh day to set an example for man that rest is a necessary function of life, it has both physical and mental benefits. "
The thing I love about this story is 5 days working on the earth and accompanying life but only one day for all the 10^23 stars in the known universe.
"God forgot nothing He gave Adam a choice and he found all the animals lacking, bet he wished he had chosen different when Eve messed things up."
Maybe he just never met the right sheep?
Min,
"BTW, you clowns are the ones who maintain that "Joseph" never nailed her. Remember? It is supposed to be your god who knocked her up."
I don't think they say he never nailed her- just not until after the birth of Jesus (according to Matthew).
Funny thing though Min - that huge list of answers and we both picked up on the same one. How weird is that?
"DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin."
Just cherry picking here but how well does the above line sit with the idea of original sin. We all "know death" because Adam and Eve ate some fruit they weren't supposed to.
"there was no Hebrew word for sphere and the people, unlike you, understood that circle of the earth meant it was round like a ball. "
Nice try but the Hebrew word for circle used was actually a short form of the word for drawn circle and not spherical. Had they wished to describe the earth as round like a ball they would have used the word for ball which they did have.
"A I have said before Genesis chapter 1 is a chronological order of creation. By the way the land animals were created on day six, if you're going to copy at least do it right. Elohim is the correct name for the Creator, why, because the Father, Son and Holy Spirit were all involved in the 6 days of creation, simple really. God was pleased, why shouldn't He be pleased everything was perfect. God rested on the seventh day to set an example for man that rest is a necessary function of life, it has both physical and mental benefits. "
The thing I love about this story is 5 days working on the earth and accompanying life but only one day for all the 10^23 stars in the known universe.
"God forgot nothing He gave Adam a choice and he found all the animals lacking, bet he wished he had chosen different when Eve messed things up."
Maybe he just never met the right sheep?