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Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
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Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 8:57 pm (This post was last modified: November 3, 2017 at 3:33 am by vorlon13.)
The unholy Trinity. Corresponding to the 'other' Trinity, Father, son and Holy Ghost.

We all know about Satan, as for the anti-Christ, we've had no shortage of contenders, from Ronald Wilson Reagan (count the letters, tee hee) to Fred Phelps and Joseph Stalin. Might even give a (dis)honorable mention to Pat Robertson.

As for a false prophet, shit, no shortage of those, Christianity is replete and chock a block full of them. From Joe Smith to Joseph Franklin Rutherford one can scarcely look at a Christian schism or denomination without finding prophets (or prophetesses) who get things wrong wrong wrong.

So, the situation is murky. We'd be looking not for just a false prophet, but THE false prophet.

Any particular turd seem to rise to the top of the septic tank to anyone ??
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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 9:02 pm
I felt strangely drawn to this thread!
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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 9:05 pm
Are you accepting applications/interviews?
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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 9:08 pm
Trump.

Just saying.
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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 9:21 pm
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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 9:24 pm
(October 29, 2017 at 9:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Trump.

Just saying.

Ah of course!

And here's me thinking it was Justin Bieber.

This always satisfies me:



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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 9:40 pm
Quote:We all know about Satan, as for the anti-Christ, we've had no shortage of contenders, from Ronald Wilson Reagan (count the letters, tee hee) to Fred Phelps and Joseph Stalin. Might even give a (did)honorable mention to Pat Robertson.




Let's see......






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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 9:46 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2017 at 9:47 pm by ignoramus.)
The number 6 is there just to throw people off.
The true anti Christ has 5 just like the pentagram.

Jesus Christ is Satan...

and Darth Vader...
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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 10:13 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2017 at 10:14 pm by Minimalist.)
Yeah, except it was written in Greek

ΙΗΣΟΥΣ ΧΡΙΣΤΟΥ


Which sort of fucks the whole thing up.
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RE: Satan, anti-christ, false prophet
October 29, 2017 at 10:59 pm
Here's the ad that went to SCOTUS:

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