Great. Now here's a thread from which I'm barred taking part; I'm not a 'Brit', I'm English (and there's no such thing as the British accent anyway, but thanks for the compliment).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'