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The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
Damn few sermons given on remarriage following divorce, too. And Jesus Himself maybe didn't address self rape, but He sure as Hell did address remarriage after divorce. He called it ADULTERY, and when He was asked about which of the 10 Commandments to keep, of the 5 He listed, that pesky one about ADULTERY was included.

If 'self rape' (ROTFL over that term, Gawd I love it!!!!!) during marriage is considered a form of ADULTERY (I suppose if you're not in mind of your spouse while doing it, that would qualify) then we'd have some relevant sermons from that angle.


Typing all that reminds me I need to buy some more lotion . . . . .


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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin - by vorlon13 - July 14, 2014 at 9:47 am

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