RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:36 am
(This post was last modified: July 30, 2014 at 8:42 am by Revelation777.)
(July 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm)Beccs Wrote:(July 29, 2014 at 5:59 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Exactly!
Which makes one wonder why Noah's ark had to be designed like a ship.
Because Ken Ham says so!
No, the Bible tells us so.
(July 29, 2014 at 7:52 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:(July 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Because Ken Ham says so!
And all it will take to recreate it is $150 million of Kentucky taxpayer money and incentives.
This will bring in tourists and money for Kentucky and in the long run be so worth it. In addition, millions will be educated on the event.
(July 29, 2014 at 8:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: I don't think this ark idea has been thought out properly just quietly.
Tell me why the good rev thinks us heathens aren't going to throw him overboard the second he starts preaching?
Does he really want us on the ark?
I think I know why.
Because he will need people with actual skills for:
Maintenance
Navigation
Logistics
HR
Would love you on the ark not for work but for fellowship and to enjoy the protection and mercy of the Lord.
So basically he needs us, not the other way round!
Geez, religion can be such an ironic bitch!
(July 29, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Natachan Wrote: I think we should just build our own ark. After all, we know a four hundred foot long wooden boat would not float. But I know a few engineers who design and build air craft carriers.
Have you ever built an ark to see if it wouldn't float?
(July 29, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Tonus Wrote: And shaped like a massive, erect dong.
No,,,I will wait at the entrance of the ark and embrace all who enter welcoming them with love and joy.
