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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 4:40 pm
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(July 29, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Natachan Wrote: I think we should just build our own ark. After all, we know a four hundred foot long wooden boat would not float.
It would, just probably not in one piece.
(July 29, 2014 at 4:14 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: The Shell Prelude Floating Liquefied Natural Gas (FLNG) platform, which is the largest ship in the world and almost the largest thing in the world, would make more sense as an ark because it's 1,601 feet long and can hold up to 600,000 tons.
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The shell platform does not move under its own power. It might be the largest barge in the world, it is not the largest ship in the world.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 5:47 pm
The ark doesn't need to go anywhere!
It just needs to float!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 5:59 pm
(July 29, 2014 at 5:47 pm)ignoramus Wrote: The ark doesn't need to go anywhere!
It just needs to float!
Exactly! 
Which makes one wonder why Noah's ark had to be designed like a ship. 
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 7:52 pm
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 12:26 am
Wonder what name they will paint on the side when finished?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 1:15 am
(July 30, 2014 at 12:26 am)ignoramus Wrote: Wonder what name they will paint on the side when finished?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:36 am
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(July 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: (July 29, 2014 at 5:59 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Exactly!
Which makes one wonder why Noah's ark had to be designed like a ship.
Because Ken Ham says so!
No, the Bible tells us so.
(July 29, 2014 at 7:52 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: (July 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Because Ken Ham says so!
And all it will take to recreate it is $150 million of Kentucky taxpayer money and incentives.
This will bring in tourists and money for Kentucky and in the long run be so worth it. In addition, millions will be educated on the event.
(July 29, 2014 at 8:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: I don't think this ark idea has been thought out properly just quietly.
Tell me why the good rev thinks us heathens aren't going to throw him overboard the second he starts preaching?
Does he really want us on the ark?
I think I know why.
Because he will need people with actual skills for:
Maintenance
Navigation
Logistics
HR
Would love you on the ark not for work but for fellowship and to enjoy the protection and mercy of the Lord.
So basically he needs us, not the other way round!
Geez, religion can be such an ironic bitch!
(July 29, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Natachan Wrote: I think we should just build our own ark. After all, we know a four hundred foot long wooden boat would not float. But I know a few engineers who design and build air craft carriers.
Have you ever built an ark to see if it wouldn't float?
(July 29, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Tonus Wrote: And shaped like a massive, erect dong.
No,,,I will wait at the entrance of the ark and embrace all who enter welcoming them with love and joy.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:45 am
Hey Rev, are you going to address my question?
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:50 am
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(July 30, 2014 at 8:45 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Hey Rev, are you going to address my question?
Don't let's now be silly ZB
of course he won't because he can't. His ideology is not built on logic or facts.
It only occurs in his ego's mind's eye.
The majority of the religious are just narcissistic ego-maniacs.
As they were trained to be.
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