I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION

[Jenny A]

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET HYRULE WARRIORS FOR THE WII U BECAUSE IT'S "TOO MAGICAL AND SORCERY". I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT! I TOLD HER THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HER DUMBASS FAKE RELIGION (SHE'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS) SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT'S STUPID FUCKING RULES ABOUT WHAT GAMES I PLAY. SHE ALSO DOESN'T EVEN LET ME PLAY FUCKING POKEMON BECAUSE ITS BASED ON JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'M 14 AND MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE FUCKING MAGIC!!!!

All caps, what an adorable child it is yelling at its new found friends. So very mature. A joy to a mother's heart.

I don't know your mother, but if she's either a Jehovah's Witness or worried about magic in gaming she is wrong. But guess what? You are 14 and she is capable of providing food, shelter, and video games. And she's legally responsible for you. So you get to abide by her rules until you can do those things yourself. Welcome to the real world.

So, beside waiting til you are older, what can you do? You can use it as an opportunity to practice the arts of diplomacy and rational argument. Hint: neither involves shouting. I don't promise they will work on mom, but they might work on more rational coworkers and bosses later.