RE: Hello from Indiana
July 15, 2012 at 6:05 am
(This post was last modified: July 15, 2012 at 6:09 am by Tempus.)
Welcome, spockrates! Have you been shown around yet? No? What a bunch of bastards. Especially the atheists. But especially the theists. But especially the atheists. And those damn deists. I'm sure there's a pantheist here somewhere too, probably under a table. I'm equally sure you'll fit right in here, but we may need to remove part of your brain. And eat it. But hey, I'm sure after a while you'll be volunteering! Oh, and don't look into the light! No, wait, was it don't look or do look? I forget, but it's very important you do one of them. Also, we have a jukebox. It's already killed three people, but it's usually okay as long as we keep playing music. Talk about murder on the dance floor. Well, I think that's all -- see you around!