Hundreds of proofs of nothing!

[MeasH]

Not to preach against Christianity, but I recently found a very, very, very long list that was written by a variate number of people titled "Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence". This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Actually, no it isn't. the very MOST ridiculous thing I've ever read was a thread on landoverbaptist.net titled "Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!". I know they are just acting over there, but they're taking it a bit far. Anyway, here's the link to the list: (link).

Here are some things in the list:

TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)
(1) If reason exists then God exists.
(2) Reason exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN, a.k.a. GOD OF THE GAPS, a.k.a. TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex?
(2) Only God could have made them so complex.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
(1) My aunt had cancer.
(2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
(3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

That last one made me face-palm.