A French guy, a Brit, a Mexican, and a Texan are on a plane when they start experiencing mechanical failure. The pilot tells them that they have lost a lot of power to the engines and three of them must jump out to their deaths to save the plane. The French guy stands up and says, "Viva la France!", and jumps out. The Brit, not to be shown up, stands up and says, "God save the Queen!", and jumps out. The Texan stands up and yells "Remember the Alamo!", and throws out the Mexican.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.