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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
 1 9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 8:53 am (This post was last modified: November 16, 2015 at 8:54 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 16, 2015 at 8:42 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I have seen evidence of G-Rob!

His tie were near 6 ft wide!

Pffft. Evidence? Real Gods don't need evidence!

In fact that's pretty much proof that he's the imposter anti-turtle. So thank you for that! If you have faith in me now you shall get a Turley-Turtle-bonus in the Totty afterlife.

I mean him having evidence of his existence is proof he is an imposter (because true gods have no evidence). I didn't mean to suggest that Rob's 6 ft wide tie was proof he was the anti-turtle. 'Sides, Turtle has a tie too: But no I will not give proof of it. The One True Turtle is far too turtely for evidence, all that is required is pure-turtlely-turtle faith.

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I am the One True Turtle

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I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:39 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 7:44 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 7:56 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by SteelCurtain - November 16, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 9:01 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by TheRealJoeFish - November 16, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by brewer - November 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 11:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 6:13 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 1:38 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Jackalope - November 17, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:38 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:48 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 1:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 18, 2015 at 2:11 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 2:16 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 18, 2015 at 8:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 19, 2015 at 5:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 19, 2015 at 6:36 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 12:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 23, 2015 at 11:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 11:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:03 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 24, 2015 at 3:21 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 24, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 25, 2015 at 2:24 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 25, 2015 at 5:51 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 2:28 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 3:09 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm

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