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WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
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WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
-Home of the 'didgeridoo' which, even when well-played, produces a noise markedly similar to a whale with gastritis.

-Has too many marsupials and doesn't know what to do with them.

-No one in Australia knows how to tell a proper knock-knock joke.

-The country steadfastly refuses to jail Peter Jackson for crimes against literature.

-Iggy Azalea.

-Foolishly named a large section of the country after a US chain restaurant.

Boru

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WHy Australia Is A Disgrace - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2016 at 6:51 am
RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace - by Brian37 - February 6, 2016 at 6:56 am
RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:58 am
RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace - by Brian37 - February 6, 2016 at 6:59 am
RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace - by Bob Kelso - February 6, 2016 at 7:04 am
RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace - by Homeless Nutter - February 6, 2016 at 7:10 am

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