Evolution Theory - please show the proofs

[Thor]

You have put limits and labels on what I am allowed and not allowed to provide you as evidence.

Okay, how about this.... please provide any evidence that demonstrates your deity truly exists. Is that simple enough? Of course we will dismiss any "evidence" that is conjecture, "personal experience", coincidence or an unexplained event. We're on a jury. You are the attorney who must prove to us that your client ("God") truly exists beyond a reasonable doubt. The floor is yours!

It never ceases to bemuse me how uproarious atheists get when they set up a "If God, then why X?" equation, and have it blown away by a new insertion into the equation by a theist.

I don't know what you're talking about here. I have seen many examples where atheists have presented a case of "if God, then why X?" and believers can only offer lame platitudes in an attempt to rationalize it away. Usually it's crap like "We can't know God's purpose", "God has his reasons" or my favorite, "We are all guilty of sin and deserve what we get". I have never seen a case where a believer has "blown away" the argument.

One funny thing I have noticed is that when provided with an analogy, most atheists tend to then take that analogy literally. But when presented with a literal scenario, they take it metaphorically and twist it into a different analogy altogether to 'prove' their point!

Examples?