RE: Noah's Ark
March 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm
(This post was last modified: March 17, 2012 at 4:07 pm by Cyberman.)
(March 17, 2012 at 2:21 pm)mediamogul Wrote: My favorite part is that right after the flood yahweh repents of having drowned all humans except Noah and fam and swears never to do it again!
Not only that but this Yahweh character felt the need to stick a sodding great multicoloured Post-It note in the sky to remind it not to drown everyone. Basically, if the world really is in the grip of an invisible genie that's one rainbow reminder away from wiping out all life, we are all royally screwed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
