Noah's Ark

[Nine]

Okay. Noah's arc.. How anybody can say that a all loving god did this with a straight face is beyond me but hell lets give it a whirl.

So god man shows up and looks at the earth and all the people he made. He decides "These are a bunch of evil gits lets kill em off"

Okay I see whats going on and fair play if I had a room full of Hitlers and a kill button try stop me. But your god is all knowing an created us therefore by proxy he created evil humans. Or the devil in which case he knowingly created the devil who is evil and knew he would corrupt them and didn't bother stopping this.

Next he see's an several hundred year old man and says "hey this guys okay. Ill keep him." The tells him and his family to build a boat.

Seriously did god only find one good family amongst all these people? That's a major fuck up. especially for someone all knowing and powerful but still its early days ill let him off.

Next they stick all Noah family on the boat with all the animals that walked their. Leaving all the rest of the world to die.. despite god loving everyone. Also leaving these people with no chance to say sorry and sort things out instead down come the rain and kills every evil little bastard on the planet. Men women children and babies. And the innocent animals that didnt win the celestial lottery that fateful day.

Okay so that's pretty fucked up. Mass murder because god screwed up. I mean one of the angels must have been like "god are you sure you cant just ask them to say sorry and sort it out?"

Anyway the boat then goes around for a while and luckley the animals have the good sense not to eat each other which is useful since we don't want to lose any species. And well done to the animals seems some only eat other animals. Then they find some nice land when the water fucks back off.

Okay this is where the shit really hits the fan. The whole planet just got flooded and yep we have all the animals. But fuck! We forgot all the fucking plant life.. Shit. Kinda absent minded of god if you ask me. Also now we are left with two of every species which is handy sept not all the fucking humans and animals are inbreeding and have no fucking food! Really god what the fuck are you doing dude?

Now god feels guilty even tho being all knowing he knew it would happen.

Good summery of the story? Moral - god is fucking mental!