(August 29, 2013 at 5:46 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote:(August 28, 2013 at 9:27 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Come on Ryantology, You know that colored sticks make cows vary in color just like it says in the bible, your "Evilution" and "DNA" stuff is too complicated to explain all of that!
It’s hard to take you seriously when you cannot even get the Biblical story that you’re attempting to ridicule correct.
Ha Ha Ha, thats a good one! Yes you are right we should get our ridicule aligned with the right ridiculous verse!
Gen 30: 37-43
(v. 37) Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches.
(v. 38) Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink,
(v. 39) they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted.
(v. 40) Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban's animals.
(v. 41) Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches,
(v. 42) but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob.
(v. 43) In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and maidservants and menservants, and camels and donkeys."
Let stupid bible verses speak for themselves..
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