I'm working on coming up with original politically incorrect jokes, here is one of them:
A Muslim, a Christian, and a Jew are going skydiving…
The Christian and Jew are praying for their lives, and are noticably scared of this decision they’ve made.
The Muslim thinks they’re afraid of being on the plane with him and says, “What, you think all of us are terrorists?”
And the Jew and Christian say “Oh no sir, we’re just afraid of heights.”
Then the pilot comes over the intercom and says “ALLAHU AKBAR” everyone is like oh shit!
So the Muslim skydiver jumps out of the plane, pushing the Jew and Christian out of his way, but he forgot his parachute.
Then the intercom says in a British accent “Just kidding mates!”
A Muslim, a Christian, and a Jew are going skydiving…
The Christian and Jew are praying for their lives, and are noticably scared of this decision they’ve made.
The Muslim thinks they’re afraid of being on the plane with him and says, “What, you think all of us are terrorists?”
And the Jew and Christian say “Oh no sir, we’re just afraid of heights.”
Then the pilot comes over the intercom and says “ALLAHU AKBAR” everyone is like oh shit!
So the Muslim skydiver jumps out of the plane, pushing the Jew and Christian out of his way, but he forgot his parachute.
Then the intercom says in a British accent “Just kidding mates!”