The pope dies and goes to heaven. St. PEter asks him:
- Who are you?
- I'm the pope.
- Who?
- The Pope!
- What's that business of pope?
- Well... I represent the catholic church! God, Jesus...
Jesus, who's listening in, tell St. Peter:
- I think I got it...
- So?
- You know that fishing business we set up on Earth with my dad's help? I think it's still going on!
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There was a cuban, a russian, a portuguese and a black on a boat.
The cuban, takes out a nice thick cuban cigar, lights it up, pufs once and then throws it in the sea.
The others look at him in disbelief for the sheer waste.
The cuban says:
- There's plenty of that where I come from.
The russian, takes out a bottle of vodka, takes a sip and throws the whole bottle in the sea.
The others look at him in disbelief for the sheer waste.
The russian says:
- There's plenty of that where I come from.
The portuguese picks up the black guy and throws him overboard...
- There's plenty of that where I come from.
- Who are you?
- I'm the pope.
- Who?
- The Pope!
- What's that business of pope?
- Well... I represent the catholic church! God, Jesus...
Jesus, who's listening in, tell St. Peter:
- I think I got it...
- So?
- You know that fishing business we set up on Earth with my dad's help? I think it's still going on!
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There was a cuban, a russian, a portuguese and a black on a boat.
The cuban, takes out a nice thick cuban cigar, lights it up, pufs once and then throws it in the sea.
The others look at him in disbelief for the sheer waste.
The cuban says:
- There's plenty of that where I come from.
The russian, takes out a bottle of vodka, takes a sip and throws the whole bottle in the sea.
The others look at him in disbelief for the sheer waste.
The russian says:
- There's plenty of that where I come from.
The portuguese picks up the black guy and throws him overboard...
- There's plenty of that where I come from.