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Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible?
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RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible?
(March 19, 2015 at 6:46 am)Smaug Wrote: It's more likely that they wouldn't have recognized a DE even if it were written right between the verses Big Grin
I don't think we would have missed it... I imagine something like this, St. Matthews Equation:

And Jesus spake unto his disciples and said: "There shall be a quantity, which the Lord, our God, hath made such that it change in tyme and in place. And the Lord, our God, hath commanded that it shall obey Him, and He hath given laws it shall obey according to His will." And when Jesus had finished this speech, he saw that his disciples had grown weary and he found them sleeping, for they did not appreciate abstract mathematics, and he spake unto them once more and saith unto Peter, "What, could ye not watch me lecture one hour? You lazy peasants! Art thou not better than they, who suck at maths? And he once more commenced to explain: "The quantity, which God, our Lord, hath commanded to change in tyme and which also dependeth on the place at which thou vieweth it, shall obey those laws, that our Lord, God, hath bestowed unto them such that it shall follow them", and he checked that they were awake, and spake: "Look at the change of the quantity which it undergoeth in tyme. And consider the change of this change, which it likewise undergoeth in tyme. And the Lord hath commanded that thou compareth this with the change which the quantity undergoeth as it dependeth on the place where thou evaluateth it. And the Lord, our God, further commands: consider the change of said change, and once more see how it varieth as thou looketh at it in different places. And when thou hast done so, and hast not made a silly mistake, consider the two jointly, and add them, and I, thy Lord, command that they together shall vanish." And Jesus looked up and once again found his disciples asleep, for their eyes were heavy. And he grew angry, and spake unto them: watch and learn, that ye enter not into temptation! The spirit is willing, but the brain is weak. And he looked at Judas and saith: "Judas, thou telleth me - what quantity solveth the equation that the Lord hath given us?". And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and Judas saith to himself: If he keeps it up like that, I'll go straight to Caiaphas and betray Him for free.

Biblical version of the linear wave equation Smile
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by wolfclan96 - March 19, 2015 at 2:11 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Chas - March 19, 2015 at 2:17 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Smaug - March 19, 2015 at 3:27 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 4:31 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Smaug - March 19, 2015 at 4:49 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Smaug - March 19, 2015 at 5:08 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 5:14 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Smaug - March 19, 2015 at 5:24 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Tonus - March 19, 2015 at 5:46 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 6:17 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Smaug - March 19, 2015 at 6:19 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 6:25 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Smaug - March 19, 2015 at 6:46 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 7:07 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Smaug - March 19, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 8:04 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Jenny A - March 19, 2015 at 10:29 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by Alex K - March 19, 2015 at 10:47 am
RE: Does Dark Matter give merit to the Bible? - by JuliaL - March 19, 2015 at 11:01 am

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