RE: you can keep heaven
November 23, 2016 at 6:26 pm
(This post was last modified: November 23, 2016 at 6:27 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
(November 23, 2016 at 5:30 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: I agree, even if there were a heaven I would want no part of it. I would want no part of such an asshole god.
My favorite theory is the two husbands/wives. Your first spouse passes and you miss them but you move on and find another. You love this one just as much as the first but now you love both. It's okay cause you can't have the first back. But wait there's more... now y'all are all in heaven. Is this a love triangle now? Mormon two wives thing going down in heaven? I'm assuming 'heaven' doesn't have jealousy so all parties are cool with that. Or is there not the idea of being with your loved ones like that? In the movie Michael, Travolta says they don't have sex in heaven... that sounds like a pretty awful heaven to me. Who wants to go all of eternity without sex? *Christians: Oh but you are past worldly desires when dead* Did you hear me? NO. FUN.
Exactly. My idea of paradise would be being able to partake of sex for eternity with the most beautiful women without worry of pregnancy or STD's. Who would want to go an eternity without being able to participate in sex? Even if you "are past worldly desires" after you die, why couldn't you at least choose to enjoy what you enjoyed on earth?
The trouble is that it's the bible bangers who decide what Heaven is like, and they make it sound like it's going to be an eternity of bible study. No thanks.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
