Any version of me that needs parts of my character adjusted in order to make eternal reward or punishment bearable wouldn't be me anymore. So who exactly is getting rewarded or punished, if not me? What would be the point?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'