(November 20, 2015 at 12:48 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote:(November 20, 2015 at 12:34 am)The_Empress Wrote: Do you have a wife like my mom? My favorite was the time when my dad had just gotten out of the shower, getting ready to go to work, and I heard the gates of hell open directly out of my dad's mouth, while my mom cackled, "April Fool's!" at the top of her lungs. Turned out: she had sewed shut the leg openings of every pair of underwear he owned.
Their marriage ended shortly thereafter, come to think of it.
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Hmm. No, I also neglected to mention that every other aspect of your story was also not applicable to me. Except the changing into underwear quickly part.
Haha! I figured.
Tune in next time to a new episode of Becca's Dysfunctional Childhood: The Snoopy Stepmom and the Case of the Missing Family Silver.
(Sorry; sometimes my sense of humor is kind of dry. It's pretty cyclical, if you know what I mean.)
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.