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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 8:39 pm
Hearing about beer doesn't make me want to get drunk on Jesus.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 8:48 pm (This post was last modified: February 20, 2012 at 8:51 pm by Cyberman.)
Hearing someone else talking about beer doesn't make me want to hurt them (and might even make me want beer myself).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Beer freaks don't knock on my door to tell me the good news about beer.

Not that I would mind, as long as they brought samples.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 21, 2012 at 12:12 am
No one ever tried to make me feel,ashamed of myself for not wanting a beer.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 21, 2012 at 12:35 am
Nailing one to a stick is a lot more dramatically messy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 21, 2012 at 12:41 am
(February 21, 2012 at 12:35 am)Stimbo Wrote: Nailing one to a stick is a lot more dramatically messy.

Beer doesn't go "OW!" when you nail it to a stick.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 21, 2012 at 12:46 am
Nice rescue. Clearly I overthought it. Or underthought it. I didn't apply the correct amount of thought, is basically my point.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 21, 2012 at 1:33 am
On the other hand, nailing beer to a stick is a waste of a perfectly good beer.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Also a perfectly good stick. Not to mention the nails.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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