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Almighty God Be Praised
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 9, 2012 at 1:41 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Did the Forum say "atheist forums" or did it say "Christians please come in and save us! We desperately need JESUS!!!"

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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm
(March 9, 2012 at 1:35 pm)Ace Otana Wrote:
(March 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm)Sciwoman Wrote: Has he even been back yet?

Looks like another shit and run. Undecided


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#43
RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm
reverendjeremiah Wrote:Did the Forum say "atheist forums" or did it say "Christians please come in and save us! We desperately need JESUS!!!"

To Christians, 'atheist forums' literally means 'just haven't heard the good word about Jesus forums.' Why else would we be atheists?
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 10, 2012 at 7:01 am
(March 9, 2012 at 1:41 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Did the Forum say "atheist forums" or did it say "Christians please come in and save us! We desperately need JESUS!!!"

Save us from what exactly? I don't need saving from anything.

You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 10, 2012 at 9:14 am
(March 9, 2012 at 1:35 pm)Ace Otana Wrote:
(March 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm)Sciwoman Wrote: Has he even been back yet?

Looks like another hit and run. Undecided

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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 10, 2012 at 9:57 am (This post was last modified: March 10, 2012 at 9:58 am by popeyespappy.)
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

I recommend a 90 day regiment of clozapine followed after the first 6 weeks by an immersion in the works of Sam Harris.

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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 10, 2012 at 9:21 pm
(March 10, 2012 at 9:57 am)popeyespappy Wrote:
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

I recommend a 90 day regiment of clozapine followed after the first 6 weeks by an immersion in the works of Sam Harris.

Sounds like a good idea for 80% of the American population.

I want to save a few fundies....we need some kind of entertainment.
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 5:54 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first.

I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Welcome. Nice to see some diversity.
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 5:57 pm
LOL...

You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 5:57 pm
I don't believe that you're laughing out loud. I bet you're frowning silently.
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