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Almighty God Be Praised
March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm
(This post was last modified: March 8, 2012 at 1:32 pm by One King.)
Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first.
I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.
I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.
To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 8, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Welcome to the forum.
As long as you can agree to rational debate without recourse to insult anyway.
Sadly, too many theists resort to assertion without logical or philosophical basis, which makes many atheists wary. You may as well discuss how time is relative to a talking clock.
I hope you'll be an exception.
Starting with a standard veiled threat of hell, is a dull and poor way to endear yourself or 'convert'.
Pascals wager has long since been brutally beaten and whipped into a philosophical joke even among apologists.
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If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 8, 2012 at 2:09 pm
I'm not going to welcome you to the forum. Instead I shall be sending you a short message via angel immediately after posting this. If you can pray to your powerful god or whatever floats your proverbial and then come back and tell us all what message I sent, then you can talk to me about saving my soul from this hell of yours. Until then, please don't even attempt it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Imagine the lunacy level of anyone who actually believes in "souls."
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 8, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Godschild and Chipan argue their point, and whilst it my belief that they are the wayward ones and not I, at least they have the decency to try to point out why they think they are right. All you've done is condemn me to hell... Not impressed.
