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So lemme get this straight
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RE: So lemme get this straight
(April 9, 2012 at 6:03 am)tobie Wrote: Even weirder, if you believe in the trinity, he made a woman pregnant with himself.

And without sex, no less.
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#12
RE: So lemme get this straight
(April 9, 2012 at 11:37 am)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 9, 2012 at 6:03 am)tobie Wrote: Even weirder, if you believe in the trinity, he made a woman pregnant with himself.

And without sex, no less.

Yeah, right! Big Grin
I'm just picturing God hitching up His robes, exposing his skinny old legs, going down on Milf Mary... who probably willingly bent over, glad she didn't have to suck that gangrenous dick!
ROFLOL
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#13
RE: So lemme get this straight
(April 9, 2012 at 9:19 am)Chuck Wrote: So Christ is not absolute righteousness and seeks to thwart absolute righteousness?
You are begging the question here.

That said, Absolute Righteousness Demands a Death/Blood for sin. Christ gave that blood on your behalf. If I were to asess the situation personally, It would seem Christ was above the standard that calls for your death.

Quote:So son checks and balances the father? And the holy spirit interprets the son? And where is the executive document specifying the roles of the father, son and holy spirit as the three separate part of the indivisible god?
What sort of documentation are you looking for outside of scripture? I can show you the father as a unique co-existing and separate entity from the Son and the Son a separate and co-existent entity from the Spirit, yet all are referred to as God in the Bible.

If their is only one God (As per the bible) and their are three beings that share this honor then the word God becomes a title and not a individual's name. As in God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.



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#14
RE: So lemme get this straight
I don't think you guys know the meaning of this game. In Judaism if you put a foot wrong you got stoned to death or were never forgiven by God. But this religion would not sell especially to the Western barbarians who were raping homocidal maniacs. So Christianity was devised, God will forgive anything you do 'cos Jesus died for you. All you have to do is say sorry and give the Church some money. Also if God cannot forgive your sins what is the point of repentance, you may as well go on raping and killing and go have a crusade yay all sin is washed away you can have your cake and eat it too. Also amazingly all Christian Holy days line up with old pagan ones hooray.
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(April 9, 2012 at 8:14 pm)Kratos Wrote: I don't think you guys know the meaning of this game. In Judaism if you put a foot wrong you got stoned to death or were never forgiven by God. But this religion would not sell especially to the Western barbarians who were raping homocidal maniacs. So Christianity was devised, God will forgive anything you do 'cos Jesus died for you. All you have to do is say sorry and give the Church some money. Also if God cannot forgive your sins what is the point of repentance, you may as well go on raping and killing and go have a crusade yay all sin is washed away you can have your cake and eat it too. Also amazingly all Christian Holy days line up with old pagan ones hooray.

Do you change your beliefs every few hours, or are you just really bad at conveying your thoughts through text?
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(April 9, 2012 at 8:20 pm)Aegrus Wrote:
(April 9, 2012 at 8:14 pm)Kratos Wrote: I don't think you guys know the meaning of this game. In Judaism if you put a foot wrong you got stoned to death or were never forgiven by God. But this religion would not sell especially to the Western barbarians who were raping homocidal maniacs. So Christianity was devised, God will forgive anything you do 'cos Jesus died for you. All you have to do is say sorry and give the Church some money. Also if God cannot forgive your sins what is the point of repentance, you may as well go on raping and killing and go have a crusade yay all sin is washed away you can have your cake and eat it too. Also amazingly all Christian Holy days line up with old pagan ones hooray.

Do you change your beliefs every few hours, or are you just really bad at conveying your thoughts through text?

I think he's playing Devil's Advocate.
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(April 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm)R-e-n-n-a-t Wrote:
(April 9, 2012 at 8:20 pm)Aegrus Wrote:
(April 9, 2012 at 8:14 pm)Kratos Wrote: I don't think you guys know the meaning of this game. In Judaism if you put a foot wrong you got stoned to death or were never forgiven by God. But this religion would not sell especially to the Western barbarians who were raping homocidal maniacs. So Christianity was devised, God will forgive anything you do 'cos Jesus died for you. All you have to do is say sorry and give the Church some money. Also if God cannot forgive your sins what is the point of repentance, you may as well go on raping and killing and go have a crusade yay all sin is washed away you can have your cake and eat it too. Also amazingly all Christian Holy days line up with old pagan ones hooray.

Do you change your beliefs every few hours, or are you just really bad at conveying your thoughts through text?

I think he's playing Devil's Advocate.

Have you read most of his posts? He jumps around topics like a squirrel on steroids, switching without warning mid paragraph from Ghandi to how people worship the UN or something equally ridiculous.
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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#18
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I love God. Not the old testament one with the fire and brimstone, that'd be silly. No no no, I mean the one whos light speaks to the world and brings tidings of peace to all the lives his divine will touches...









Morgan Freeman.
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#19
RE: So lemme get this straight
(April 9, 2012 at 8:14 pm)Kratos Wrote: I don't think you guys know the meaning of this game. In Judaism if you put a foot wrong you got stoned to death or were never forgiven by God...
...Also amazingly all Christian Holy days line up with old pagan ones hooray.

Assuming by "you guys," you mean "Christians"...

They're not going to believe you. I've listed dozens of links saying the same thing, but they never get clicked, and I've written many posts about how Christianity is based on Mithraism, Christmas on Saturnalia, etc, but they never get replies. They're more concerned with protecting a fantasy than the truth.
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I may have just became a polytheist. I'm not willing to say Stephen Fry is not my god but Morgan Freeman is awesome to. While I'm at it ill add Brian Cox and goddesses so numerous that to list them would be a challenge I'm not willing to take.
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