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Let the mocking commense!

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Let the mocking commense!
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Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm (This post was last modified: April 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm by icantstandfundies.)
I just had to laugh:-

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...238AAwF5cz


Monkeys? ROFLOL

Feel free to post your own.
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Wow. Powerful stupid.

I guess we found out what G-C's day job is.
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm
I smell poe. Something about the spelling and grammar... it's a bit too contrived. Accurate parody, all the same.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm (This post was last modified: April 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm by icantstandfundies.)
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Oh Lord! (No pun intended)
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm
I'm sad now. Thanks.
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 5:23 pm (This post was last modified: April 23, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Tobie.)



I didn't actually know people could be that stupid Tongue
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Quote:there are still monkies everywhere. your saying we share 98% of their jeans

Dang monkeys won't return my jeans or even wash them when they're done using them. I'm going to stop sharing my jeans with them.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 5:59 pm
(April 23, 2012 at 5:23 pm)tobie Wrote:



I didn't actually know people could be that stupid Tongue

Hard to grasp that some people really are that stupid. Mankind has a fuck load of growing up to do. The fact that a majority of us still hold onto imaginary friends just shows how immature and primitive we are.

Be a many generations before we're ready for that next big step.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 6:20 pm
I worked in law enforcement for 12 years answering phone calls from the general public. I am all too aware that there are people this stupid out there.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Let the mocking commense!
April 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm
(April 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I smell poe. Something about the spelling and grammar... it's a bit too contrived. Accurate parody, all the same.

Unfortunately I used to work with a guy that was 28 and said EXACTLY the same and his spelling and grammar was just as atrocious.
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