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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
#31
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
24. You exert all your energy and frustration attacking the religious without just ignoring them and focusing on human progress like the Europeans do. Attacking religion just gets you no where much like the political BS that is keeping America in economic depression.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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#32
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
(June 4, 2012 at 8:12 pm)Polaris Wrote: 24. You exert all your energy and frustration attacking the religious without just ignoring them and focusing on human progress like the Europeans do. Attacking religion just gets you no where much like the political BS that is keeping America in economic depression.


#25. You honestly get upset at 24. Instead of snorting in amusement.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
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#33
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
26. When you try to compare anti-theism to the economy crisis.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#34
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
(June 4, 2012 at 7:07 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Yes Pang, yes he was. And do you know where he is now?

In Rangoon taking luge lessons?
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#35
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
(June 4, 2012 at 5:53 pm)Faith No More Wrote: When you think a fallacy has something to do with penises.

That would be a fellatio of the first order.
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#36
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
(June 4, 2012 at 8:33 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 5:53 pm)Faith No More Wrote: When you think a fallacy has something to do with penises.

That would be a fellatio of the first order.


Fellatio is no fallacy.
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#37
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
You think atheism is a religion.

You think Richard Dawkins sand Chris Hitchens are philosophers.

You think you belong to an atheist movement.

You believe you can have a rational discussion with a young earth creationist.
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#38
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
27. Your hatred for the idea of god stems from the fact that alcohol sales are prohibited on Sundays where you live.
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#39
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
(June 4, 2012 at 8:43 pm)cato123 Wrote: 27. Your hatred for the idea of god stems from the fact that alcohol sales are prohibited on Sundays where you live.

Oh shit, seriously? Theres places like that? Thats monstrous!
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#40
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
(June 4, 2012 at 8:49 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 8:43 pm)cato123 Wrote: 27. Your hatred for the idea of god stems from the fact that alcohol sales are prohibited on Sundays where you live.

Oh shit, seriously? Theres places like that? Thats monstrous!


Yup, here you can't buy beer from a Deli or any booze from a supermarket either.


In this state, until the early 70's we had 6 O'clock closing of all liquor outlets,plus from 11 am Saturday until 11am Monday.

The reasoning was that the working man was so lacking in self control that if the pubs did not close early, he would get too drunk to go to work the next day. I kid you not.

This led to the widespread illegal 'sly grog shops' run by criminal elements*.

*See the excellent TV series "Underbelly ; Razor"
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