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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!

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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
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#21
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 6:04 pm
When you think people are religous because they're stupid.
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#22
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 6:08 pm
You confuse Antitheism with Atheism.
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#23
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm
You try redefine words to eliminate religious conotations

You claim you invented the question mark
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 7:04 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 7:04 pm by Panglossian.)
(June 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: You claim you invented the question mark

Does this mean that Dr. Evil's dad was an atheist noob? Confusedhock:
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 7:07 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 7:09 pm by Reforged.)
(June 4, 2012 at 7:04 pm)Panglossian Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: You claim you invented the question mark

Does this mean that Dr. Evil's dad was an atheist noob? Confusedhock:

Yes Pang, yes he was. And do you know where he is now?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 7:12 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 7:12 pm by Panglossian.)
(June 4, 2012 at 7:07 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:04 pm)Panglossian Wrote: Does this mean that Dr. Evil's dad was an atheist noob? Confusedhock:

Yes Pang, yes he was. Do you know where he is now?

Yes, I won him in a raffle and now keep him in my basement, feeding him nothing but leftover cat food and grapefruit squash. I hope to have him domesticated within a few months or so...
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#27
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 7:15 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 7:12 pm)Panglossian Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:07 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Yes Pang, yes he was. Do you know where he is now?

Yes, I won him in a raffle and now keep him in my basement, feeding him nothing but leftover cat food and grapefruit squash. I hope to have him domesticated within a few months or so...

I was going to say "He died Pang... he died." but that works too.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 7:19 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 7:15 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:12 pm)Panglossian Wrote: Yes, I won him in a raffle and now keep him in my basement, feeding him nothing but leftover cat food and grapefruit squash. I hope to have him domesticated within a few months or so...

I was going to say "He died Pang... he died." but that works too.

It seems I've been duped! I shall turf out this imposter immediately.



23. Getting the conversation back on track like a boss.
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#29
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 7:20 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 7:19 pm)Panglossian Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:15 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I was going to say "He died Pang... he died." but that works too.

It seems I've been duped! I shall turf out this imposter immediately.



23. Getting the conversation back on track like a boss.

You're a noob for getting the conversation back on track? That doesn't seem very fair.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 7:20 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:19 pm)Panglossian Wrote: It seems I've been duped! I shall turf out this imposter immediately.



23. Getting the conversation back on track like a boss.

You're a noob for getting the conversation back on track? That doesn't seem very fair.

23. Inability to think of a genuinely noobish attribute.
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