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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
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#61
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 2:51 am
(June 6, 2012 at 2:03 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(June 6, 2012 at 1:46 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: That would be the Flying Spaghetti Monster, noob. Big Grin

Bah, you found my concealed question!

Whew w/o FSM where would the sauce go?
"Religion is comparable to Childhood neurosis" Sigmond Freud

"If one wishes to form a true estimate of the full grandeur of religion, one must keep in mind what it undertakes to do for men. It gives them information about the source and origin of the universe, it assures them of protection and final happiness amid the changing vicissitudes of life, and it guides their thoughts and motions by means of precepts which are backed by the whole force of its authority."

SIGMUND FREUD, New Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis

"Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires."

SIGMUND FREUD, New Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin

"The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation." Elizabeth Cady Stanton - American Suffragist (1815-1902)

"Who loves kitty" Robin Williams live on Broadway DVD

"You cannot petition the lord with prayer" Jim Morrison The Soft Parade.
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#62
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 2:52 am
(June 6, 2012 at 2:51 am)LiberalHearted Wrote:
(June 6, 2012 at 2:03 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Bah, you found my concealed question!

Whew w/o FSM where would the sauce go?

Pizza crust?
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#63
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 3:21 am
# Number: You can't hold your own against a catholic in a debate.

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#64
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 4:29 am
(June 6, 2012 at 3:21 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: # Number: You can't hold your own against a catholic in a debate.

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I'm not sure thats even needed. Hardcore catholics are one missed medicaton away from screaming "Jesus is in my cock" up and down the highstreet in a tin-foil hat.
The only reason they're humored in any debate is a kind of morbid fascination like the kind you'd get from observing a howler monkey flinging its own feces at the side of its enclosure only for it to bounce off and hit them directly in the face. Yes theres probably better uses of time available but come on, thats some funny shit right there.
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#65
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm
You think debating creationists is a productive use of your time.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#66
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm
You wish you could spell reason into religionists Big Grin
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm
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#68
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm
34. When you think watching a few videos on Youtube (DarkMatter2525, NonStampCollector, etc) has made you an expert in "Atheism".
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm
35. You actually take Pat Condell seriously Wink
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm
36. You can't think of anything to post in this thread.
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