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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(July 29, 2015 at 1:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Impossible to fix people. 

That only leaves ownership as a solution.

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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
But how many of them are "accidental?  How many are "drive-by" knifings?  How many innocent bystanders are "knifed." 
I'm sure we have far more baseball bat murders in the US than Britain but no baseball bat ever flew through a wall and killed someone in another apartment.

Now, this one....

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/d1ed3a7d9...ay-context=



Quote:Police: Man loses 2 fingers in ceremonial musket misfire



Quote:WILLIMANTIC, Conn. (AP) — Police say a Connecticut man lost two fingers when the barrel of his ceremonial musket exploded in his hands.
It happened Wednesday night in the driveway of the 39-year-old man's home in Willimantic.
Police say he put too much gunpowder into the weapon, causing the barrel to explode from the wooden stock when it was fired.

Seems almost impossible to me....unless there were copious quantities of alcohol involved.  I have two replica muskets and have fired them hundreds of times.  If you don't follow the powder charge with a lead ball what you get when you pull the trigger is a whooshing sound and a shitload of smoke.

So, it seems to me that what we have here is some drunken bastard pouring smokeless powder down the barrel and setting it off.





Yeah - the famous last words department:  "Hey, let's see what happens if......................"
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Back to the more or less standard fare.

http://wtop.com/dc/2015/07/police-child-...-shooting/

Quote:Family: D.C. girl, 3, shot accidentally by brother

Quote:Fletcher says the child who pulled the trigger was Cox’s 7-year-old brother. “He doesn’t even understand,” Fletcher says.



But that's not all here in Gun Nut Nation on this day.

http://abc13.com/news/boy-8-dies-after-a...on/894407/

Quote:Boy, 8, dies after accidental shooting in SE houston
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
A good guy with a gun is probably not good enough.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkb...f-defense/

Quote:Watch what happens when regular people try to use handguns in self-defense

Quote:They found that, perhaps unsurprisingly, people without firearms training performed poorly in the scenarios. They didn't take cover. They didn't attempt to issue commands to their assailants. Their trigger fingers were either too itchy -- they shot innocent bystanders or unarmed people, or not itchy enough -- they didn't shoot armed assailants until they were already being shot at.


They are, it seems, little more than idiots with guns.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Okay....sure.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.2311049

Quote:Texas man accidentally shoots himself in jaw trying to kill armadillo

Quote:Ask Samuel Ebert, who accidentally took a bullet to his jaw Thursday during an armadillo shooting gone awry.
The 52-year-old Texan told authorities he fired his gun three times at the armadillo around 3 a.m. in Marietta, Tex., near Highway 77.
He claimed the bullet ricocheted off the animal’s hard-shelled armor and plunked him in the head.
Sheriff Larry Rowe countered the explanation, saying the bullet more likely bounced off a rock.
“We got tough armadillos out here. But they’re not that tough,” Rowe told the Daily News.

I suspect the Sheriff is a little closer to reality here.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
A little humor.



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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Some more chlorine in the gun nut gene pool.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/intoxi...n/34492990

Quote:Intoxicated man shoots, kills himself in northeast Houston

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/c...ark/nnBf7/

Quote: On Sunday morning, a man accidentally shot himself while trying to fetch a cigarette outside a Burger King in Lake Park.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement the man had pulled a handgun from his pocket so he could get the cigarette. The gun discharged into his right leg when he tried to return it,


http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/browar...story.html

Quote:Father teaching daughter about gun safety accidentally shoots her in the arm, police say
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Today's Second Amenment hero...er, heroine.

http://news10.com/2015/08/04/police-rott...self-dead/



Quote:ROTTERDAM, N.Y. (NEWS10) – Police say a woman who accidentally fired a gun has succumbed to her injuries.

Rotterdam Police say at 6:30 a.m. Sunday morning they received a call at 1287 MariahVille Rd. reported as a 28-year-old who accidentally discharged a gun. EMT’s tried to save the woman, but could not.

Now I guess she is 'safe.'
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(August 3, 2015 at 11:02 am)Minimalist Wrote: Some more chlorine in the gun nut gene pool.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/intoxi...n/34492990

Quote:Intoxicated man shoots, kills himself in northeast Houston

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/c...ark/nnBf7/

Quote: On Sunday morning, a man accidentally shot himself while trying to fetch a cigarette outside a Burger King in Lake Park.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement the man had pulled a handgun from his pocket so he could get the cigarette. The gun discharged into his right leg when he tried to return it,


http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/browar...story.html

Quote:Father teaching daughter about gun safety accidentally shoots her in the arm, police say

Wow.. to that 3rd story. You are on a roll Min. I can't believe how many idiots are out there.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(August 5, 2015 at 2:47 am)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: ... I can't believe how many idiots are out there.

With a statement like that, you seem young and unexperienced in the ways of the world.  There is no shortage of stupidity in the world.  Whenever you are thinking, "no one could be so stupid that...", you should reconsider your ideas.  It is almost certain that you are mistaken.

As for the numbers, the population of the world is very high.  There are billions of stupid people in the world.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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