All Hail the Second Amendment

[Aroura]

This story reminds me of the old joke about having to strap a board to your ass so you don't fall in.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/texas-co...meth-bust/

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

uh..... aw fuck it.  I can't top that.

 she had a loaded gun shoved up her vagina?????

[Minimalist]

Consider the other possibility, hon.  Might make it hard to sit in the car?

[Minimalist]

This seems to be happening a lot lately!

http://nypost.com/2015/09/08/drug-dealer...-on-molly/

Drug dealer shoots himself in the crotch while high on molly

“I was high on molly . . . sitting in the passenger seat. I thought I had the safety on. I adjusted my waistband, the gun was in my hand and it went off,” he told cops on May 12, according to a Bronx Criminal Court complaint.

[Minimalist]

Again, this doesn't happen with knives.

http://www.trivalleycentral.com/casa_gra...fd670.html

8-year-old Casa Grande boy accidentally shot by baby sitter

According to a Casa Grande Police Department press release, investigators determined that Mike Lee Dickey, 39, was removing his .45-caliber handgun from his waistband in the bathroom at about 2 a.m. when it discharged. The bullet passed through two doors, striking the boy in his upper left arm while he slept in a nearby bedroom.

[Minimalist]

I'm sure there was a L-ARGO who owned the gun who was taking a temporary break from "responsibility."

http://www.cinewsnow.com/news/local/One-...78861.html

15-year-old injured in apparent accidental shooting

Upon arrival, police found the juvenile with a gunshot wound to the head.
He was transported to the hospital with life-threatening injuries. He remained hospitalized as of Wednesday afternoon.
Police say the boy was playing with the gun at the time of the shooting, and the incident appears to be accidental.

And then....

http://theadvocate.com/news/13401441-123...accused-of

Baton Rouge man accused of firing shots in the air, one of which ricocheted into bathroom of neighbor’s trailer

Again...can't do that with a knife.  At least he didn't hit any one.

[Minimalist]

http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/video...-15-rifles

Not The Onion: Gunmaker Selling Crusade-Friendly Bible AR-15 Rifles

So stupid they almost make me root for the towel heads.

[Minimalist]

WTF?  'Murrica, you never cease to amaze.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/wisconsi...ser-sight/

Wisconsin man fined $50, keeps gun after shooting roommate while teasing cat with laser sight

In return for a guilty plea, prosecutors requested that Rothering only be required to pay a fine. He is also eligible to have his felony expunged, which would allow him to lawfully own firearms.

The judge is as stupid as everyone else.

[Minimalist]

L-ARGOs as far as the eye can see!

http://fox17online.com/2015/09/14/man-al...-accident/

GRANT TOWNSHIP, Mich. – One person was seriously hurt over the weekend when a group of people were shooting a metal barrel containing explosives.

Yeah....WTF could possibly go wrong there.  Yay, 'murrica.  We're #1.  USA.  USA.   USA.

Shitheads.

[Minimalist]

Oh, this winner is destined to be president of the fucking NRA...if he lives.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/homepagelatest...66cf1.html

A 16-year-old boy was listed in serious condition at a hospital Monday after accidentally shooting himself in the leg for the second time in three months, according to police.

I mean, that kind of stupid doesn't grow on trees!

[Minimalist]

More Gun Safety in the Home from Gun Nut Nation.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/90-year-...ing-son-2/

A 90-year-old Minnesota man who neighbors said suffers from dementia has been charged with fatally shooting his son after they argued over whether to watch football on television in a bedroom or the living room, authorities said.